what..the..fuck?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I got a dream

One of the most memorized movies of all time... to me at least.

its a celebration female dogs

25 years immature. and to celebrate the anniversary of momma myrna poppin out one of the 8 wonders of the world..we feasted - taphouse style (dont mind joejohnson's beautiful face).

the above johnson (not like that you jerks), and i originally planned a dinner for 12, maybe 15, people just so that we wouldnt have a huge myspace friends list party. you know how the tab goes when those things happen. but i just kept inviting and inviting, and the tables kept merging and merging until we formed one big multicultural wall of 25 or so. thankfully, everyone paid (even jonessie!..sorta..with her boyfriends card)!!


anyone seen barto?


rib eye steak was deeeee-lish!


zivans jerk drink for me.. was not.


ballers bought the bubbly (not me). and we just missed nicoles o-face


the girls

after dinner, a few of us mobbed over to war room to watch circle of fire and friends get down. below is a clip i took of Free from circle of fire



and why have cake if you cant have the frosting? this drunk rocker dude walks into the middle of the circle with a full glass of beer.. and throws it straight up in the air and all over himself. he then dances in his sea of beer and gives us all a 3 minute statue display of raw talent



note: this aint the real party party mofuckas

What are you trying to get at?

After reading the Seattle Times this morning on their website I got somewhat irritated. I'm sick and tired of all these articles talking about noise pollution in Belltown and other parts of downtown Seattle. I understand the issue with the string of violence thats hit this city, but noise? What the fuck do some of these people expect living in the city. The title alone of the article that Taya Flores wrote pisses me off as it is. To the people living in the city, YOU'RE the one who made the decision because the city life seems more attractive then living in the more affordable outskirts of the area, well guess what? There are noises in cities that people learn to deal with. Well what about the people who don't want to deal with noise? They move to the suburbs, or if the suburbs are too noisy for them, then they move to towns on the outskirts of suburbs. This shit is just plain retarded to me, get some more material Seattle Times, or if you're trying to make progress or awareness about the issue with Belltown, or Capital Hill, or wherever getting too unruly, then stick to it. I have a lot more to say about this, but I've gotta run. Anyways, heres the article along with a soundfile that allows idiots to hear what it sounds like to go out at night in downtown.


http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/living/2003839040_noise190.html


(image up top courtesy of wwp.greenwichmeantime.com)

thats what im tookin aboot

so, if you have or have not (probably the case) read my blog a couple spots below about these heavenly alife pumas.. you would know that i was willing to cut someones throat for them. luckily for you, and for me because then i would have 1 less member, i didnt have to go that route. instead, i caught a ride at the last second after the sneakerpimps show in seattle. left at midnight.. 3 hours later landed us in a country that once shunned me.. CANADA.. aye.



so as i was taking a similar picture, my camera batter dies. =( not much canadian blogging. so i had to take this pic with my sidekick.



after 8 hours of waiting, i finally got the white pair. then i hopped in the back of the line and got the black pair. damn you puma and alife for making sneakers i cant resist. now i need to go to sleep so i can go in on my day off to make some extra $ =(

Family

Nicole and Cayla @ Liberty. Thanks to the boys on the site for being way welcoming and super cute! =)

Derrick Mendota

eat your heart out Mr. Kentucky Waterfalls

beware

i need these in my life and i will slit your throat for them

Music Killers

So here it goes guys, the first blog. Well, as you all don't know, I'm all about the music. I've been recently "rubbed the wrong way" (not like that you pervs) and have to share this with someone before I explode.

It first started with a handsome hobbit named Frankie J. Don't get me wrong guys, Frankie J has somewhat of a sexy voice, and at one point, I was half of a fan. But this all came to a screeching halt when he butchered one of my all-time fave songs, more than words. You might have heard the radio edit and are wondering "well gosh Cayla I didn't hear anything wrong". And I'd say to you "YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT FUCKIN LISTEN TO THE LIVE ACOUSTIC VERSION, ASS. He slipped up on the lyrics, the biggest NO-NO ever when covering a song. Oh, and another thing that pissed me off was how he was going about it! My goodness, if you're going to cover a classic song, respect the structure of the song to a reasonable extent. He was trying to do way too much with it and it was way too over-the-top. In the singing world, there are these things called "runs" and he used about 2409 of them (to the point where he was sounding out of breath). You're not cute Frankie.

Know the RIGHT words, keep it simple, and no one gets blogged about.

Now for my second victim...

Well, besides this brilliant picture, these guys fucked up big time too! Ok, maybe I'm being a little dramatic, but their rendition of another classic, time after time, is/was/will always be horrendous and painful to listen to. The first time I heard it on the radio, I almost threw up. It's honestly the WORST cover I've ever heard in my life. Not only did/do I loathe their song to begin with, but when I saw this video on youtube, it really did me in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exdoT69sWb8

No offense to rockers, (because I get down too) but time after time is a baby making song. It should not be used for moshing and crowd surfing (no one gives a shit about keeping you up, they just want a chance to grab your balls and boobs). I just re-watched the video and decided that I'd say something nice about it. They've got adequate but strange stage presence and the lead singers voice is alright...but it definitely does NOT fit the song, period. Actually, nevermind they still suck.

Gosh these sucky people wear me out. Until next time bloggers!

Viva Bloggers!

WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO!

Hello wonderful readers, my name is Cayla. First off, let me say that getting in on this somewhat sexual blogging industry is really exciting me (as I sweat profusely). I'm in the process of learning how to post pictures (holla at this late bloomer), so keep your eyes open for pointless pics (excluding the one to the right) to aid my valuably pointless words. Honestly folks, knowing that this content will be seen by more than two people just made my day!



And now, for a trailer of my first MAJOR blog! The other week, I heard the most horrific rendition of a classic song that I USED to love. Those LA looks gel users will feel my wrath...

The Seattle Dish

This post is in no way Stealing the thunder away from the JONUTS food/bar reviews but several friends and I have started a 20-Something Food/Bar Review Blog for Seattle. Seeing as most of us spend a good amount of $$ on food/drink/going out We wanted to gear a Blog to telling people in our age group what they probably want to hear about a Resturaunt/Bar. Not just the fu fu crap thats usually printed in magazines/the paper.

So check it out.
theSEATTLEDISH.blogspot.com

The first issue is dedicated to Capital Hill Bar Food . More people will adding reviews throughout the week.
-KJ over and out

food coma

our regular tuesday dinner brought us back to a solid sushi joint called Liberty on capitol hill. actually, i dont think its a sushi place.. but more so a bar/lounge..that serves... sushi. and since i dont drink..and thats all i ever eat there.. to ME its a sushi bar >=O

anyways, back to Liberty. in addition to the mouth watering sushi (and the big booty waitress), the dim-controlled lighting against the decorated walls gives a very relaxing ambiance (did i just say ambiance?).


"decorated" walls. pieces are for sale too!




barto stoked that im sitting next to him...
..and me stoked that eddie gave me a seat
..somewhere else so he could cock block me >=[


eddie in said cock blocking action. hottie not pictured


everyone had a "hoe-garden"..i think. water for the drunk


dinner is served O__O




nas tries the spicy tuna. but the spicy tuna wins


zivan and the alligator on his shirt approve of the sushi. im practicing
the images displayed on the walls


gone in 60 seconds


round 2?! oh hellz yeah!


but barto and his 1st person sushi game puts a quick end to that

HIN

well HIN (hookers international night) strolled through seattle this weekend.. and the jonuts crew decided to take coverage (or lack thereof). but before i continue with the awesome pictures, i just want to give a big FUCK YOU to the security staff for taking my bracelet (well, eddie's bracelet). so what if me and my friends dont want to pay $25 each? well i got in anyways assholes!


WWE style entrance. how epic


once you get through the smokes and whistles, you are greeted by A&J's gnarly s2000.
it eats your kids, btw.


jonuts.com member BlueEK9's nicely-done hatch with matching bike


zivan and ness finally getting in after me bello and ed "go out to smoke" to "give them their tickets"


things go well zivan will be showing the import modules his o-face


uhh. mystery "civic type r"


the homie nads standing next to this stupid male import model


fuck the exhibition center's $5 french fries and $67 cheeseburgers.
and hallelujah cheap dicks delux. i wonder why their burgers are so juicy ^__^


assholes note: bello, i took pics of your car but they looked like shit

boys in the hills

east coast where you at?!

Aquafina, you son of a bitch!!!!

I fucking knew it the whole time.

http://www.enviroblog.org/2007/07/pepsi_to_label_aquafina_tap_wa.htm

Why the hell would I pay $1.19 for something I could drink from the bathroom tap. Aquafina, fina means fine. What in fuck is so fine about this water. You lose you son of a bitch.

Good fucking Saturday morning