Red Robin Got Da Munchies

Taken with my cellphone at the UW Red Robin. hahahaha Not photoshopped.

lawlz

Women Of Portland Photos

Portland Portland, My kinda town...

Few teasers from my shoots last week in Portland. Stoked on how they turned out. Including some Old School Medium Format Film Shots. I'm gonna be using some of these in an upcoming show this August in Sodo. Ill post more info soon and hope the homies can roll out.










-KJ

fun friday

fuck you friday

i fuckin hate these geico commercials.. horrible fucking acting


/rant

shaq attack

"Shaquille O'Neal took the mic at a NYC club last night, unleashing a freestyle verbal assault directed at his arch-enemy Kobe Bryant -- blaming his former teammate for ruining his marriage and imploring him to "Tell me how my ass tastes."

After spending several verses shredding Kobe apart for losing in the NBA playoffs, Shaq drops the line, "I'm a horse, Kobe ratted me out, that's why I'm getting divorced."

The line most likely references a comment Kobe made during his infamous 2003 rape case, when he told Colorado police that he "Should have done what Shaq does ... Shaq would pay his women not to say anything." The two became famously bitter rivals after the incident.

Calls to Kobe's reps were not returned."

click here to watch shaq's freestyle

source: tmz

fuck the police

play-by-play action:
- 11:10pm-ish park at the garage near war room
- get out of car..proceed to nearest corner
- undo pants..my one eyed monster starts crying
- spotlight flashes on me..turn around to see 3 cop cars in the distance
- megaphone: "stop urinating!"
...have YOU ever stopped pissing when you already started? its fuckin impossible
- i finish up..start to walk..said cop cars rush to surround me
- hands on the hood. frisked. read my rights. notified that i was being recorded
- cops start their asshole assault: "are you fucking kidding me right now? are you serious? you hear us tell you to stop and you keep going? HAHAHAHA"
...i just sit there with a shitty grin laughing inside at these power-hungry-bullied-in-highschool-pricks...it apparently made them more mad
- FEMALE cop says "seriously bro? you couldn't pinch it off?"
...alright stupid bitch, like you have a penis and you've tried doing that. have you ever squated, pissed, then shoved your fist in your cooter to stop peeing? doesnt feel good. (no i didnt say any of that to the cops, i kept my shitty silent grin while they heard themselves talk)
- get my ticket after receiving my verbal fucking for the night
- i break my silence: "wow a whopping $27..oh no!"
- cops snarl at me, i gets my freak on...oh you mad cause im stylin on you

im loving it

dre brings the best stuff to bbq's

7:16

this saturday marks the release of the jordan 7/16 countdown pack. although i am not a big jordan fan, the XVI's have always been my favorite. so if anyone is looking for a pair of the hare VII's in a size 8.5-9...i'll be looking to get rid of mine

i am offended

LA Training Camp

This is gettin serious folks...

HugeDamnTV

dallas cowboys owner jerry jones is planning on putting the worlds biggest hdtv in the new cowboys stadium. coming in at a cool price tag of $35,000,000.. it will be 160' x 70'...160 FEET by 70 FEET. FUCK.

i wonder if video only can get it for 34 mill.

the calm before the storm

in an unprecedented move among the jonuts family, kswizzle (kyle johnson) and mullet (derrick mendoza) have challenged each other to an eating duo this sunday. tonight's "welcome home skye" dinner at red robin featured the two food connoisseurs sitting right next to each other..ordering the very same item on red robin's vast menu. coincidence? or competition? i will go with the latter.

if tonight was a preview of anything to come on the dusk of june 15th.. even this june-uary weather will be no match for these double dopplers

nas - be a nigger too [video]

iphone 3G

the much anticipated iphone 3G was uncovered today at the annual WWDC. thinner edges, full plastic back, flush headphone jacks, the obvious 3G wireless technology, longer battery life, yada yada yada. not to mention that its twice as fast at half the cost. fuck, this is almost as awesome as a fleshlight.

...my sidekick still flips open though
...july 11th mofuckas

Happy Birthday!

To Zivan and Derrick <3

congrats b.y.

obviously "b" doesnt stand for bowling. mad props anyways