F*** My Life
"Today, I tried helping an old lady with her groceries. When I asked if she needed help she smiled. When I took one of her bags she yelled. I didn't know she was deaf. FML"
"Today, while surfing facebook I noticed someone in my network had recently shifted his relationship status from undeclared to "single." We've been dating exclusively for nine months. FML"
"Today, I received an email invitation to a dating web site. It was from my father-in-law. FML"
"Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML"
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"Today, while surfing facebook I noticed someone in my network had recently shifted his relationship status from undeclared to "single." We've been dating exclusively for nine months. FML"
"Today, I received an email invitation to a dating web site. It was from my father-in-law. FML"
"Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML"
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posted by eskay at
8:55 AM
1 Comments:
It's not "Fuck My Life" it's "Fuck all you bitches!" Don't beat yourself up over assholes.
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