the best of the worst movie ever

personal favorites include (but are not limited to):
- see dat dior? ??you've got both of you?? 10 seconds to get the fucout
- whats it supposed to do? make my dick beegar? *akward facial expression*
- saddenly, apter twenty pibe years..YOURE TELLING ME (whered the white guy accent come from?)...youre nat my ankle(uncle)?
- kip going......big surprise......huuuuge surprise
- take your funcy clodes..and your blek seelk anderwear..and go back to..disneylund
- 3:02 into the video

now now, i dont want to bash on van damme too much. not only is he a great dancer, but he has the quote of the century: "maybe im drunk. tomorrow i'll be sober. but he'll always be a faggot"
but i guess its ironic that he's talking to himself